December 2011
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Imagine if Darren Criss and Robert Pattinson ever...
Darren: Well it's like... if I was a unicorn...
Robert: Yeah! Yeah and you can just hop from cloud to cloud.
Darren: Exactly! And it would be like... this totally organic way of travelling around.
Robert: And then this weird alien would pop out and try to ride you.
Darren: Exactly man, exactly. Hey, what was the question?
Interviewer: The question was "Who in Hollywood do you look up to?"
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I Wrote About Sex and Masturbation in a Politics...
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November 2011
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So I May Have Started A Small Fire...
Some moisture got into the socket of one light and when I turned the bulb since it wasn’t lit I got a nice surprise.
I think my family needs lights that aren’t 20+ years old.
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Putting Up The Christmas Lights
I may die in the process because I’m the only one home but I am not risking the weather turning from 4C to -20C overnight.
The trials we Canadians face with our silly unpredictable winter weather.
reluctanthurricane asked: Canada didn't get the Spice Girls?!
there's no salvation for me now: 10 Things 90s... →
femburton:
1. Topanga was at some point in human history considered not only a legitimate first name for a human being, but the kind of name that would inspire in malleable teenage boys a life-long infatuation. Topanga, in our day, was leading lady name-material. Topanga (pronounced Tah-payne-ga, for those who will have only ever seen in it written down) is the name of the quintessential...
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So Much Kaidan Love These Past Weeks
I’m sorry if I sound repetitive but that’s how I’m feeling because this series has that special connection with getting me through the roughest year of my life. First, a month ago I get my question answered by Mr. Sbarge and heard “Allie” in that close rasp but not quite voice. Second, Kaidan’s Letter from Horizon was recorded. Yes that is an actual link that...
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Dialogue Between My Mum and I on my Paper Being...
Me: Doomsday tonight.
Mum: Don't say that! I'm sure it'll be fine.
Me: It's politics Mum. I hope you have life insurance on me.
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gold / silver sprite comparisons
fuckyeahlaughters:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
I only played Silver. I feel my childhood was deprived because my brothers never let me play their copies of Gold even when they finished and got tired of the game.
I'm So Nervous I'm Making Myself Physically Ill
I’m not joking. I’m on the verge of tears because my stomach keeps on rolling and I refuse to do what it wants because I just hate the feeling of throwing up. I haven’t thrown up since I was nine years old even when I had nasty flus because yeah… bad experience with undercooked “bat wings”, which were chicken wings, during a school hot lunch day during...
MOLSON’S DIVERGENT MARKETING: COSMO VS. PLAYBOY →
kamidoodles:
ionsfolly:
So. Yeah. Let’s hear it for women being pre-programmed for men’s convenience.
This ad ran in Cosmo:
This ad ran in Playboy:
Note the fine print:
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WOMEN. PRE-PROGRAMMED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
As you read this, women across America are reading something very different: an advertisement (fig. 1) scientifically formulated to enhance their...
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kamidoodles:
stormdragon:
askpocketanders:
I am sick. But I has no pocket Anders. I feel nothing but envy for that guy.
*3*
I WANT A POCKET ANDERS!
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No Big Deal Just Getting Published
By published I mean that the group paper I wrote for this class is being bounded into an anthology and put into the library at University. So it’s not “real publishing” but my name will be listed in a book as contributor so it’s still kinda cool.
Biggest decision now is if I want to be referred to as Allie or Allison. DECISIONS! DECISIONS!
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I Can't Fall Asleep
I’m too nervous that I’ll somehow fuck up in my group project. I only have to talk for maybe 3 minutes or less and all I can think is that I’ll trip up somehow.
Then there is my paper that’s being discussed in my seminar on Tuesday. It highlighted a fault in John Rawls idea of public reason and I dared to mix religion into politics. That paper was half finished when I...
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Just Sent My Paper That's to Be Discussed in Class
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Must Finish Paper to Watch Kaidan on TV
I mean you know Raphael Sbarge and all being Jiminy Cricket… yeah… not Kaidan… what?
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When Someone Calls You By Your Fullname Instead of...
And you’re left wondering if you did something wrong.